Kristine walks in….

Policarpio: Hey lady! Nice curves!

Alex: Habba Habba 

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

if you’re a tempetilla, you’ll get why this is funny. if you’re kristine’s close friends, you’ll get why i can’t forget about this =)) LOL. 

ogie: close ka ba kay manny pacquiao?

sam: hindi

ogie: ako din eh.

man: AKO DIN! 

*crowd goes wild*

:l :))

The class was talking about an important matter in school when puna said “LOL jk straight face (:l) ” :)))))))))))))

RETREAT…

i never really looked forward to it because i wasn’t used to sleeping without my sisters but then they told me we were going to do an activity where we could shout as loud as we can in the fields, so i finally got excited about it but then i hear rumors about retreat being cancelled. 

PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!!

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THEY CALL HER THE CLEAVAGE QUEEN…I CAN SEE WHY.

in fashion police…she was a best dressed nominee and she SHOULD HAVE WON!